Hasana Mana Hai !!!




Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai....

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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Teacher : What is MATHS?

Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...



Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha "BODY AAGAYI KYA?"



Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...



Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"