1 - Wife & Husband Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.

2 - Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took
him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black
men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD...


3 - Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"

4 - Something wrong
A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born,
she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named
her ... SAM TING LONG.


5 - Wedding nights
Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first
man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all
the others!'

6 - Not at all
70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me runnin behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

7 - Don't disgrace your family
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date.
Her mother warned her.."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll
kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he wants to go on top.
You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you
predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and
disgraced his family."


8 - Baby burn't
A white couple had a black baby..
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!


9 - Expiry date
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for
an hour?"
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"