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That vampire, at midnight will pounce
Drain blood from your veins, large amounts!
"Was that," You'll inquire
"A bloody vampire?"
That sucks! But this isn't what counts
(Gary Hallock)

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There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was incredibly short
He climbed into bed
And his ladyfriend said,
"That's not a dick, it's a wart.

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A bird loving woman named Hester
Had a parrot who often would pester
Said lass for a cracker
She gave her a stack fer
She always did what Polyester
(Gary Hallock)

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A mystical painter named Foxx
Once picked up a girl on the docks.
He made an elliptic
Mysterious triptych,
And painted it right on her box.

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There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge
She covered with rouge
And lipsticked her labia minor.

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There was a young woman named Vicki
Who said, "I don't want to be picky.
If, in five hours or so
As you say, you must go,
At least we'll have time for a quickie."

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There once was a man from Las Lever
Who had intercourse with a beaver;
The result of the fuck
was a canvas-back duck,
Two canoes and a golden retriever!

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