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Friday, December 17, 2010
Promo Pics of The Jersey Shore Season 3
Here are some promo pics courtesy for the upcoming Season 3 of the infamous Jersey Shore gang, with a look at Deena Nicole, the newest member of the vodka vagabonds. She looks umm…robust. The season premieres January 6th.
More pics after the jump!
New Promo Pics:
Deena Nicole
Obviously someone is feeling like they’re not getting any attention! Some nude photos of Christina Aguilera have just hit the net and we’ve got them here for your viewing pleasure.
There isn’t a date on the pics, but we’re guessing that they were taken around April and show the singer in some pretty racy poses. So racy, in fact, that you’ll have to click under the fold to see all of them.
Unfortunately for her, this does nothing to refute those pregnancy rumors that have been floating around…
Friday, November 26, 2010
Rajinikanthism
Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.
When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.
Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.
When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.
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