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There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge
She covered with rouge
And lipsticked her labia minor.

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There was a young woman named Vicki
Who said, "I don't want to be picky.
If, in five hours or so
As you say, you must go,
At least we'll have time for a quickie."

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There once was a man from Las Lever
Who had intercourse with a beaver;
The result of the fuck
was a canvas-back duck,
Two canoes and a golden retriever!

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There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she asked, "Do ya wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
And called her a "Ho"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

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There was a young person named Willie
Whose actions were what you'd call silly;
He went to a ball
Dressed in nothing at all
Pretending to represent Chile.

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There once was a weirdo named Cox
Who loved to sniff everyone's socks.
Said he: "Sure, it's stinky,
But don't call me kinky
I'll send you back home in a box!"

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A dapper young bachelor, Paul,
Quite gay, he could be found in all
The best public loos
And never refuse
Your call on the wall of the stall.

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