Sardarji's Mom's Letter....You can't stop laughing

Sardarji's Mom's Letter

Dear Banta

Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm

writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in

the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we

moved 20 miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed

here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they

would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we

will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our

address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated

right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in

3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The

first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a

little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons,

so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is

cutting the grass at the cemetery..

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is

really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not

allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we

remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it

is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or

Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull

him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated

him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill

his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea

after he died. And your friend died while in the process of

digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I

realized, I had already sealed off this letter.