BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR.

AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME. ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS
HAND AND GEORGE ASK HIM WHAT HIS NAME
IS. "BOB".
AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB?

I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS.
FIRST, WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT
OF THE UN?
SECOND, WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND
THIRD, WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES
THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS.
WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY, OK WHERE WERE WE?
OH THAT'S RIGHT..........QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS
A QUESTION?

A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS
HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE"

AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE?

I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS.

FIRST, WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT
OF UN?
SECOND, WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES?
THIRD, WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

FOURTH, WHY DID THE RECESS BELL GO 20 MINUTES EARLY?
AND FIFTH, WHERE IS "BOB".