THE CROSSED EYED COW !

A farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping into things. He calls the vet try to remedy the problem.

The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the cow's eyes will straighten out."
The veterinarian -- a seventy-year-old man -- inserts the pipe and blows.

The cows eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon loses his breath and the cows eyes are crossed again.

The vet gives it another try, but loses his breath again.

The vet looks at the farmer, a young healthy man, and says, "You look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try."
The farmer agrees.

He then takes the pipe out of the cow's ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in.

He then begins to blow. "Holy smokes!" says the vet. "What in the hell didja do that for?"

The farmer replies, "You don't think I'm gonna put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had YOUR mouth on, do ya?"