Rajinikanthism

Rajinikanth makes onions cry.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.

When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.

If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.