[Pics] Lady Gaga Shows Up At NYC Bar Channeling Both Ke$ha And A Yeti

Refer to picture of Lady Gaga above. Develop a couple of theories: 1) Lady Gaga ate a wooly mammoth (who previously ate Ke$ha for dinner; 2) Super-chic, european Gaga decided to grow out her armpit hair; 3) Gaga is wearing Beyoncé‘s weave–as a dress. Have you developed your favorite theory yet?

We are going to go with theory numero tres. Gaga showed up for a performance at The Oak Room at the Plaza Hotel in New York last night wearing nothing but Cousin It’s little sister.

Ok, she was wearing fish nets and some necklaces too, but nobody was really looking at that.

And how can a girl perform without her favorite Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels ?

Our real question is: how many things have to die (or be scalped) to become part of Lady Gaga’s wardrobe?